DEVELOPING: THE MAN SOME ARE CALLING "THE FIGURE BY THE RIVER" HAS A NAME. IT'S JAMIE KUDO.

EXCLUSIVE: JAMIE KUDO — NOT A GHOST. NOT A DREAM. PROBABLY. THE ROSES ARE ANOTHER MATTER.

BREAKING: SOURCES CALL HIM "UNBOTHERED." THEY CALL HIM "LIKE HE OWNS THE CITY." THEY DON'T EXIST.

BREAKING: WHO IS JAMIE KUDO? MAN SEEN SWIMMING THE THAMES AT NIGHT. ROSE ABOVE THE WATERLINE.

BREAKING: KUDO PLAYING PIANO ALONE ON THE TATE MODERN 10TH FLOOR. RIVER BELOW. NO AUDIENCE.

BREAKING: KUDO FOUND A ROSE ON SOUTHWARK BRIDGE AT 3AM. BOUQUET BELIEVED INVOLVED.

BREAKING: FIGURE WITH ROSES NEAR TATE MODERN CAFÉ. GONE BEFORE KUDO CROSSED THE ROAD.

DEVELOPING: KUDO HAS LIVED IN THE SAVOY SIX WEEKS. STILL LEAVES HIS KEY AT THE DESK EACH MORNING.

BREAKING: KUDO ON MILLENNIUM BRIDGE. SECOND NIGHT. WITNESSES SAY "UNBOTHERED." NO WITNESSES EXIST.

DEVELOPING: ROSE FOUND IN THE TURBINE HALL. KUDO HASN'T LEFT THE BUILDING IN 48 HOURS.

BREAKING: KUDO BREAKS INTO TATE MODERN AT 2AM. DRAGS HIS BED TO THE WINDOW. STAYS A MONTH.

DEVELOPING: KUDO MOVES BED INTO TATE MODERN LEVEL 10. CITES "THE VIEW."